Interestingly Weird

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lookatallthishitinevergetdone:

ididthatonce:

starkidonbakerstreet:

caramelfeathers:

vablatsky:

Every fandom ever

This gets better the longer you watch

Barney is the fan who insists on complete silence and purity in the fandom.  Feels should not get in the way.

Ted is the fan who is too emotionally invested in his ship and screams whenever they are on-screen.

Lily is the fan who cries about everything that happens— even when it’s not the least bit emotional.

And Marshall is the hate-watcher who is horrified with the whole fandom but can’t stop watching.

And in that moment, I swear we were all Ted.

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roseonabeach:

thisisnttrevor:

seriously-youknow:

homoofspace:

farorescourage:

WELCOME TO CANADA WHERE WE LITERALLY PUT UP WARNING SIGNS FOR NESTING CANADIAN GEESE

BECAUSE LET ME TELL U ABOUT THESE FRICKERS
FIRST OF ALL THEY HAVE FUCKIN TEETH

ON THEIR TONGUES

DO YOU WANNA GO NEAR ONE? “AWW IT’S JUST A LITTLE GOOSE YOU SAY”

N O 
THESE FRICKERS WILL CHARGE YOUR ASS IF THERE IS A NEST OR NEWLY HATCHED GOSLINGS AROUND
THIS IS THE STRUT OF A GOOSE WARNING YOU THAT IT’S ABOUT TO KILL YOUR ASS

ONCE THEY DO THIS?

YOU RUN FAST AND YOU RUN FAR BECAUSE ONE OF THE PARENTS WILL FLY UP TO YOUR PUNY HUMAN FLESHBAG AND KARATE CHOP YOUR GODDAMNED NECK AND TRY TO BITE ANYTHING WITHIN REACH OK?

WHILE THE OTHER PARENT, CONSUMED WITH BLOODLUST AND THE BURNING VENGEANCE OF A SPECIES HAVING NEARLY BEEN EXTINCT AND BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE GOES AND LITERALLY TRIES TO BITE YOUR ACHILLES TENDON IN HALF. WITHOUT FAIL THESE HELLSPAWN WILL ALWAYS GO FOR THERE. DON’T KNOW WHERE THAT IS?

CONGRATULATIONS YOU NO LONGER CAN WALK OR RUN AND REQUIRE EXTENSIVE SURGERY BECAUSE OF A FUCKING GOOSE. I ASSUME THEY EAT YOU ALIVE FROM HERE OUT. THEY’RE THAT FUCKIN CRAZY.

CANADIAN GEESE ARE TERRIFYING AND THE SOURCE OF ALL CANADIAN STRIFE IN THE HISTORY OF FOREVER. I’M CANADIAN. TRUST ME. I KNOW.

THIS IS THE BRAVEST PERSON IN THE COUNTRY.

it says something about canada that your countries biggest problem is geese

i think i’ve learned everything i need to know about canadian geese in one day

GUYS, let’s not forget about the canadian goose’s evil step-cousin twice removed, the SWAN.

THESE THINGS DONT FUCK AROUND WITH YOU ACHILLES TENDON, THEY GO AFTER YOUR KNEES!

SWANS NOT ONLY ENJOY THE TASTE OF HUMAN FLESH, BUT ANIMAL BLOOD AS WELL

and im not just talking the blood of other swans, IM TALKING FULLY GROWN DEER 

and you better PRAY the day one of those things come towards your boat

because it will be all over VERY SOON my friend

SWANS, TRULY THE MOST FEARED and RESPECTED WATERFOWL IN ALL OF CANADIA

Actually My mom made friends with a goose. She was petting it one day and I have pictures of it. Anyways she was petting it for like an hour, then she said good bye and went inside. The next morning she went back outside and her goose came wadling around the corner of the beach and sat down right next to her and let her pet him. It was really cool.

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littlestwayne:

Trixie Tang breaking down the fundamentals of equality and gender roles

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everythingelsegoesherethen:

nerdfighter13812:

itsxandy:

disneymoviesandfacts:

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.

Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?

I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD

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datdarktemptation:

derp-opolis:

amiyouranything:

nelford:

dersekingdom:

sherlockshiverandshake:

consultingskeletontribute:

jaz-kat:

saintbennithy:

lovefromyourginger:

queen-hydreigon:

natcat5:

trustyboomeraang:

acedia-neon:

harpaea:

shipping wars

hey tumblr when are you going to make personifications of ups and fedex to ship

you were saying

oh no

oh yes

now where’s the fanfic?

FedEx and UPS lay together, enjoying the warmth of each other’s bodies.

“I sure hope this lasts longer than 5 to 7 business days” UPS thought as he laid his head against FedEx’s shoulder.

“But what if we get caught?” asked FedEx, resting his head on UPS’ chest. “We won’t” UPS assured him. “But we’ve been doing this for 8 days now! They must know something has hap-” FedEx started, but he was cut off by a firm kiss. 

“You’re forgetting that today is Sunday. we don’t deliver on weekends, so we still have two days together.” UPS said, smiling slyly. FedEx stared into UPS’ eyes. ‘Two days,’ FedEx thought, ‘Two whole days left.’

“I know how we can make ample use of our time,” said FedEx, kissing UPS’ neck gently. “And we can start right now.” he finished. FedEx kissed UPS’ neck once more before moving to his collar bones. He continued down UPS’ abdomen, pausing every so often.

Beneath the sheet, FedEx could feel…

his package

I’m done with you all. 

I’ve never been more proud of the human race than I am right now.

oHMYGOD

I AM DONE GOODBYE

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nccc1701:

yeah i

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